Thursday, June 18, 2009

Hen + Stag = Party

Hen is laying out the tables on 4th Jul 2009 in Kuala Lumpur.

Stag will be strutting down the aisle on the 4th Jul 2009 in Shah Alam.

Same day different venue. Different couples different weddings.

2 friends without prior knowledge of either party set the same day to feast families and friends. So a good friend of all, Capable Cass, threw a combined bachelor + bachelorette party for both at her home.

Come, come! Party's here!

The Pebbly Brick Road to the party zone.So there'll be porky pork on a spit?Err.. maybe another time *running away faster than a speeding bullet*.

NOT a theme restaurant. It's Capable Cass's home. All Capable Cass's doing - decorations, table setting, choice of a caterer etc.

This was all the guests were required to do. Eat, make noise, eat.What's a party without some naughty edibles?Stag was ecstatic no one listens when he preaches size does not matter. So was Phitoy.Stag directing Hen where to suck and make everyone happy.Hen inspecting the level of hardness and how it's holding up for her later action.

Hen and Stag in a suck race to coax out the intoxicating fluid within. Handheld camcorder and cameras abound. No hidden CCTV. Maybe because no Johorian around.

Although those novelties were in fact chocolate cakes, we had Mango Cheese Cake instead.

Cannot deprive Hen's and Stag's family members from admiring those members, right? Yes. They get (no doubt a tiny bit a force was exerted by all attendees) to bring their cakes home.

What's the best way to end a party? Hugs and group photos of course!


CONGRATULATIONS HEN & FIANCE!!

CONGRATULATIONS STAG & FIANCEE!!

Super note: Hen may be an unknown to you yet Stag, on the other hand is the one & only Fezzaboy! Remember this post? where many thot the lucky girlfriend was me? *ahem. Trying to put on mournful face for Fezzaboy's benefit* Oh no. Not me. I'm no match for his wife to be - a real & rare 'chut-tek-theng-thong-yap-tek-choi-fong' specimen! Lost? Put it simply, I just stated the fact that she's the woman all men dreamed of in a wife. The Stag? Well bet the wife is in for a fuzzy-warm-being-loved-at-all-times-secured-in-all-aspect-family-comes-first marriage! *No, Mr & Mrs Fezzaboy-to-be, no need to name your 1st child after me*. Thick angpow on CNY will do.

20 comments:

Selba said...

Oh my.... *gasp*

Look at the cakes!!!

Can't believe someone can make those kind of cakes! LOL

550ml jar of faith said...

Hahaha! The cakes take CRUDE to another level!! I can see it becoming a very popular trend! Better start stocking up on those ummm... PROPS to make these cakes!

Malaysia Dog Rescue & Adoption Blog said...

Ha ha ha ... omg ...

Christy said...

*Gasps* This is definitely PG-rated...oh my!! *close eyes*

Little Inbox said...

Mango cheese cake definitely taste better, haha...

Life for Beginners said...

Ah well. Nice brea...er, I mean nice dic... er, nice cakes? :P

thenomadGourmand said...

oh my god...errmm.. hw does it taste ahh?

sc said...

hahaha like your supernote! :p

Nic (KHKL) said...

the chinese always say something like "u are what u eat". i wonder if those cakes count as well..hahah!

mimid3vils said...

Curious what is the "bulu" made from? *blush*

foodbin said...

Ha! Ha! so creative and hilarious

pablopabla said...

That's a very realistic looking man-hood cake. I wonder whether there was a sample referred to during the cake making process? :P

Lil' Monsters, Inc. said...

Hey, why they make those tits so big & the dick so puny??? Not fair for the hen la. Did the maker run out of chocolate aft making that set? kekeke...

Hazza said...

That hairy item looked real!!

J2Kfm said...

LOL. faster call FBB over and replicate those.

sure hits!

CUMI & CIKI said...

OMG! look at dat dick! :P

fatboybakes said...

guffawwwwwwwww, i have to say, (hopefully it wont be misconstrued), the dick looks more real than the breasts la.... poor stag....lucky hen.

Tummythoz said...

Selba, obviously someone did AND made good money too.

550ml Jar of Faith, props? What props? Do advise. A bit dense. Pictures better.

Hello there, Malaysia Dog Rescue & Adoption!

Christy, close eyes after viewing? Too late. Anyway think more of 18SXX-la.

Little Inbox, I'll take your word for it. ;)

Life for Beginners, nice everything.

thenomadGourmand, the salad? Lasagne? Pasta? Pls be more specific. ;D

sc, will see whether fezzaboy liked it as much comes CNY!

Nic(KHKL), *taste self* hmm.. lemony me. Hehe.

mimid3vils, no need to blush. THAT was the ultimate question that went unanswered the whole nite. A couple daring ones tried, one claimed tasteless the other whispered a bit salty! Muahahahaha. I only touched. Dry & rough.

foodbin, ;D

pablopabla, thinking of moonlighting?

Lil' Monsters Inc, that still puny??!! How am I ever going to keep my eyes on your hubby's face from now on??

Hazza, & a couple claimed tasted real too. =P

J2Kfm, think FBB will say 'cis bedebah, think I cannot get or do bigger-meh?'

Cumi&ciki, we were staring at it all nite. Or was it the other way round..

fatboybakes, yeah. We kept saying they looked more like 2 coconuts.

jason said...

OMG, adult party! LOLS!

Tummythoz said...

jason, that's why the props oso adult size-lor. =D

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